
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">So, Walker and I are in the garage slugging away at baseballs. Amber peaks her head through the door and goes &#8220;hey Ima need you to come in here and assess this situation.&#8221; Perplexed Im like ok and follow her into the bathroom. Lincoln, who is just a little sea monkey, is obsessed with baths and takes like 5 a day. I guess he couldn&#8217;t wait to go splishy splash and foregoed any pit stops on the toilet and dropped just a massive deuce in his bath water, like seriously the sheer volume was astounding how could that much come out of someone so little and how could a diaper ever restrain such an unfathomable amount of poo. Now you&#8217;re probably thinking awe there&#8217;s just some little Lincoln logs floating around in there. Uh no, Lincoln&#8217;s fiber intake is pretty high so think more loose and fluffy with a toddler agitating the water like a washing machine. My son was literally awash in a sea of poo. Now anyone who knows me knows I draw the line at poo (i do change diapers tho) I took one look and said, &#8220;Thats a lot of shit&#8221; situation assessed. Good luck Amber, she&#8217;s such a saint.</p>


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